Captain America

Brock: Why does my shirt say "Captain America"?
Mom: Because that is what we called you before you were born.
Brock: Why?
Mom: Because we didn't want anyone to know what your name was until we all saw you.
Brock: Why?
Mom: Because what if you came out and didn't look like a Brock.
Brock: Why?
Mom: Let's go play with Daddy.
Brock: Why?














Daddy, that tickles!!!